Hey All You Loyal Patrickrice.com’ers,
This is it, the new and official patrickrice.com. Ok, yea, this post is going to suck and there is nothing really crazy. This new site is a blog, kind of like the old patrickrice.com, but now I am going to let others post as well. So besides all the new crazy picts of ‘Sexy Babes’ and ‘Drunk St. Pete’s Girls Gone Wild,’ and videos like ‘AU Punks,’ there will be a bunch of crazy posts by the entire Auburn crew.

However, I didn’t want to leave everyone without any crazy stuff like some dancing gopher, so I put a picture of 9 pounds of Mayo. Yes, that’s right, we have 9 freakin’ pounds sitting in our fridge. And if you come over some night with Jeff is wasted (and not getting his grill beaten in by some crazy black guy), he might even try to sell it to you. Imagine that, 9 pounds of Mayo in your own freakin’ fridge. That’s just, amazing!

Later this week I am going to start posting picts, so come back soon. – Upchuck