Alright, listen up, because some of you readers who are loyal patrickrice.com’ers have gone against me. It seems that some of you placed bets against me to see how early I would pass out. That gets me angry, hell no, that gets me damn mad. Now those of you who bet that I would be gone by ten owe me 20% of what you bet, and those of you who bet I could make it past 10, what the hell were you thinking? When was the last time a got wasted and stayed up all night? It never happens; I’m such a lightweight and now I am off to cry myself to sleep with another bottle of Beringer.